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| Sunday, 1:40 AM EDT | Windupferrari | 15 words added |
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yo mamas so stupid when the bus started leaving she ran after it yelling STOP THAT TWINKIE!! then she got on and asked wheres the cream filling??
Yo mama's breath smells so bad, that she made the toothpast close-up, get back.
By:Aurora Yo mama's so poor, when I walked in and asked "Whats for Dinner?" She pulled out a shotgun and said "Next person that moves!"
Yo mama went inside In N Out and never came back out.
Yo mama's so hairy, she makes King Kong jeolous.
Yo mama's such a hore even her pimp doesn't know she's not a hooker.
Yo mama's hair is so nappy she cleans the pots by wearing them as a hat and spinning.
Yo mama so skinny she swallowed a peanut m&m and she looked six months pregnant!
Yo mama's so poor I walked in and asked "Wats for supper?" She jumped on the table spread her legs and said "Crabs!"
Yo mama's so poor I walked in and moved a skate board and she said "Stop moving the couch!"
Yo mama's so skinny she took up ballet and people thought they saw a black hole.
Yo mama's so poor all she had was a coupon for the 99 cent store!
Yo mama's so fat, she makes a sumo wrestler look
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like Lindsey Lohan.Yo mama's so short, she drowned in a puddle.
Yo mama is so nasty, she has to sneak up on bathwater!
Yo mama so nasty that she made speed stick slow down!
Yo momma so fat she makes a fat boy look like Nicole Richie.
Yo momma so stupid, ugly, and fat her strech marks spell out, "BIG BITCH!"
Yo hair is so curly, it looks like some of your mom's pubic hair got caught on your head when you were born!
Yo momma so retarded she asked, "Where's my cat at?"
Yo momma is so fat, when she put on a yellow jacket everyone is saying taxi
Yo mamma is so poor when someone asked to go to the bathroom she said in the wood and take a left
Yo mamma is so fat, the sun has become jealous
Yo mammas so fat when she stepped on the scale she saw her phone number
Your momma so stupid she would use a spiked mace as a pillow
Yo Mama is so fat when she stepped on the scale it said: TO BE CONTINUED
Yo momma so stupid she took a fish out of the water because she thought it was drowning.
Yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection laughed.
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o mamas so fat she jumed off the grand canyon and got stuck
yo mamas so horny she raped her own daughter
Yo mamas like home depot you can do it we can help
yo mamas so stupid she saw a hole bunch of black pepole and said MUD PUDDLE
yo mamas so
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror she says "he deserves this."
Yo momma so stupid she took a fish out of the water because she thought it was drowning.
Yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection laughed.
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o mamas so fat she jumed off the grand canyon and got stuck
yo mamas so horny she raped her own daughter
Yo mamas like home depot you can do it we can help
yo mamas so stupid she saw a hole bunch of black pepole and said MUD PUDDLE
yo mamas so
Yo mama so ugly when she looks in the mirror she says "he deserves this."
Yo momma so ugly she looked in the mirror and her reflection laughed.
Yo momma so fat that she couldn't go on a road that said "max weight: 2 tons"
Yo mama's like an infomercial;satisfaction guarunteed or your money back .
Yo mama's like chinese takeout;fast, easy and cheap.
Yo mama's so stupid she went on Jeapordy and lost to George W. Bush.
Yo mama's so old that she taught Jesus Christ in 1st grade.
Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate says "expired".
