Change:  Jesus 3 bucksyour mama is so old I found a fossil of her hair when I went to Death Valley in search of dinosaurs.Yo mama's so old that she taught Jesus Christ in 1st grade.Yo mama's so old that her birth certificate says "expired".   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 117)

Change: yo momma so old she heard thunder and she thought it was someone makeing popcorn.Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switch.Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaur   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 85)

Change: Yo mama's so old, she farts dust.Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switchswitch.Yo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaurYo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 48)

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Change: Yo mama is so old... Yo mama's is so old, when god said let there be light she flipped the switchYo mama's so old, she got her drivers license on a dinosaurYo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 45)