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Change: On the third hole, the priest once again lines up putt, swings, and misses. "Shit, I missed," he yelled for the third time. This time, the nun says, "I worried about you father, I think you should stop saying that." The priest just grumbles and keeps playing.On the   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 913)

Change: Paul Weston www.igotajoke4u.co.ukI went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out. (Rodney Dangerfield)In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 743)

Change:  ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 583)

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Change: Horse racing... now here's something idiotic. I have no idea which horse is gonna win. I don't even think the horses know they're racing. It's   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 277)

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