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there where 2 men standing on top of an abandoned building when the caretaker came up the stairs and said 'what are you to doing?' the first man says 'we're flying' the second man says 'no don't listen to him just go back down.' the first men says' I'll show you'. So he steps off the building, floats around it and steps back on. the caretaker is amazed and asks ' how did you do that?' The first man says' its easy all you have to do is think you are flying' so the care taker steps off and hits the floor and it instantly kills him. the second man says to the first man ' gabriel sometimes for an angel you can be a right bastard!!!'
please read this it may be long but its funny
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madameholly yo mama 0 Jan 14 2008, 7:07 PM EST by madameholly
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Yo mama is so old....
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