Change: every night and has had the same reply for months: "Sweetie, not tonight, I've got a headache!" One night though, as she was asleep, he tossed two aspirins down her throat... she wakes up in panic, and asks what´s going on."Baby, it's just a couple of aspirins," he replies...   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 931)

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Change: tells them he'll get back to youthem! !1010 years later they finally get married but relizerealize thethey weren't meant for each other!Soother. So they asksask St.PeterSt. isPeter if there is such a thing as divorce in heaven?Peterheaven? Peter yells,Itresponds, "It   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 725)

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