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| gee2003 | Jesus and Prayers.... mostly all of them! | 6 | Mar 19 2008, 11:57 AM EDT by sugacha3558 | |
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Thread started: Jul 18 2007, 11:49 AM EDT
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Jesus has not answered the prayers of people. That bastard…. Sitting on the throne, with all the glory of God, and yet people die…. I ask what is the point of praying if you are not given that which you seek….
Jesus has left the Christians, because they ask for things beyond his power…. I want a car… We know that Christ cannot do that. He does not even know how to use a shower for Christ sake…. Don’t waste time praying to a bastard that has nothing \to do \but sit…. I say please no tears… And do not ask the bastard son of man anything… He cannot give us anything. He powers are too WEAK….. There once was a child that ask Jesus for his help, but every time the boy was touched by Judas, I meant the Bastard Jesus…. He was not able to solve the boy’s problem…. The boy died and nothing the bastard [Jesus] did was of use…. The boy’s prayer…. Please relieve me of this tooth pain Amen. |
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| sugacha3558 | please read this... | 1 | Nov 6 2007, 7:36 PM EST by cmdrjalvz | |
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Thread started: Jul 12 2007, 4:20 PM EDT
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i dare..... if anyone of you have balls... I DARE no.... TRIPPLE DOGG DARE any of you that isn't a punk, sissy, coward to read the LAST book in the bible. REVELATION i just dare you to read it. then after you read it.... i dare you to come and tell me that you did.. and NOT lie about it. then I DARE you to say anything about God or Jesus again!!
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| chuggbug | god | 1 | Oct 6 2007, 5:09 PM EDT by sugacha3558 | |
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Thread started: Oct 2 2007, 11:21 PM EDT
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If god, and for that matter jesus are so important to you, i ask you to consider this...
you are not born with a knowlege of god. someone has to TELL you there is a god. herein lies the paradox. if god is in any way important to a person's life, then why don't people know about him without being told about his existence? just something to think about. I'd love an answer |
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| gee2003 | Read It | 0 | Jul 18 2007, 12:01 PM EDT by gee2003 | |
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Thread started: Jul 18 2007, 12:01 PM EDT
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I respect your opinion......
I already read the Book of Revelation, but I want you to know that I try praying almost every day.. And there seems to be a fruitless duty of Christ, because nothing I want he can give....And then things \that I ask for are probably not he wants to hear.... I say that I get tired of Christ a lot... He powers are low and pathetic... If a person was sick, and they constantly prayed for their wound to be healed, but Jesus nevers heals them, or never gives them a response to their prayers.... What is the point.... I think that Jesus is the one that is to blame for Humanity's problem in the first place. When God made the garden of Eden, and Adam and Eve were made.... Now if God knew everything, and Jesus his son knew all things.... How did they allow Adam and Eve to eat of the fruit.... Really... Why was there even a fruit in the garden to begin with? How assinine does that sound? People say that the tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil was there for God only.... But that bitch God cannot eat of the damn tree, because he is a SPIRIT.... Come on.... and what was Jesus doong when Satan was about to deceive Eve... He could have stopped him.... Therefore the Bible sounds to be a little too stupid to me.... I\Unless God did not care about our innocence as humans.... Then I see the point of the tree../... Thanks and Goodbye... |
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| loopy_01 | hi i am loopy_01, i erased everything. | 3 | Jul 17 2007, 11:30 AM EDT by sugacha3558 | |
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Thread started: Jul 12 2007, 4:30 PM EDT
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i agree with that other girl belo me. that is wrong. if i could, i would erase all your nasty comments. if you want to contact me, my e-mail address is look.me23@gmail.com
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