Change: I went to my doctor and told him "my penis is burning." He said, "That means somebody is talking about it." (Garry Shandling)See more job related joke categories >> Also snark at more accountant jokes, computer nerd jokes, doctor jokes, economist jokes, engineer jokes,   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 245)

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Change:  I went to the psychiatrist, and he says, "You're crazy!" I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, “Okay, you're ugly too!" (Rodney Dangerfield)(Rodney Dangerfield)   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 28)

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