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why dont women blink during sex?
they don't have time
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"
they don't have time
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"If you fix our car we will do anything you want."
The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "How could we ever repay you Mr."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"
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| MSmeagan1024 | Omg | 0 | Mar 8 2008, 1:14 AM EST by MSmeagan1024 | |
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U Have got to be stupid, well not U The man but if it were guys in the truck instead of women I would say screw the Camel.
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| paulwallace | nice | 0 | May 16 2007, 11:29 AM EDT by paulwallace | |
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Thread started: May 16 2007, 11:29 AM EDT
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ace sex jokes
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| Anonymous | hcbn | 0 | May 10 2007, 10:45 AM EDT by Anonymous | |
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Thread started: May 10 2007, 10:45 AM EDT
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funny!
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| Anonymous | what | 0 | Mar 8 2007, 2:32 AM EST by Anonymous | |
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Thread started: Mar 8 2007, 2:32 AM EST
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what the hell
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| Anonymous | good | 0 | Jan 14 2007, 12:52 PM EST by Anonymous | |
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Thread started: Jan 14 2007, 12:52 PM EST
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good jokes
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