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GOOD CHUCK NORRIS JOKES
Chuck Norris once went to Wendy's and ordered a Big Mac...and got one.

Google no longer runs searches on Chuck Norris
You dont find chuck norris,
Chuck Norris finds you!

Chuck Norris writes half of the jokes on this site, he likes his fans to be informed

Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talking about

Chuck Norris didn't wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

Chuck Norris doesn't step away from the vehicle. The vehicle steps away from Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters, if by 'knit' you mean kick and by 'sweaters' you mean babies :]
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A blind man bumped into Chuck Norris. The simple act of touching him cured the man's blindness, unfortunately the first and last thing the man saw was a fatal roundhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark; the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Someone once challenged Chuck Norris to a duel... that person is now known as Captain Hook.

The Boogyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris every night.

Chuck Norris once took a very big dump...that dump is known as Mt. Everest (also, the leak he took with it is known as the Pacific Ocean).

The Bible used to be called Chuck Norris and Friends.

According to Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick you in the face...YESTERDAY!!

Chuck Norris counted to infinity...............TWICE!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

There is no Life or Death, only Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking you in the face.

The universe was created when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a star in the face for being too bright.

Chuck Norris' sperm is so CRaZy that one time he impregnated a chick and seven months later she gave birth to a Ford Excursion.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard in the face that that person was sent through a time rift into another dimension. That person is now known as Satan.

Christopher Reeves was one of the only people to survive an encounter with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris' beard is barbed wire soaked in ox blood and held together by the souls of mortals.

Once on the filming of Walker, Texas Ranger, when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a stunt man, his foot went so fast that it traveled back in time and kicked Amelia Earnhart in the head on her last voyage.

God said "Let there be light" and Chuck Norris said "Say please".

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn't sleep, he waites.

There are no bombs, chuck norris just jumps out of a hellicopter and punches the ground.

When Chuck Norris pees, he clogs the toilet.

There was only one man ever to outsmart Chuck Norris, Steven Hawking, he got what he deserved.

Although it is not common knowledge, there are three sides of the force, the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.

As a teen, Chuck Norris impregnated every nun in a covet in the back hills of Tunsca, nine months later the nuns gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in professional history.

Chuck Norris was once put on the wrapper for a toilet paper company, the company field tested it and it didn't work because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from nobody.