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Born November 22, 1921, in New York; died October 5, 2004. Dangerfield is best known for the line, "I can't get no respect!"
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I tell you, I got no respect, even as a kid: we'd play hide-and-seek, and nobody would look for me.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
It's great to have a gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
I get no respect at all. My dog keeps barking at the front door. He doesn't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says, "You're crazy. " I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, “Okay, you're ugly too!"
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No. I hate myself now."
I saw a naked jogger running out of my house. I asked, "Why are you running?" He said, "You came home!"
I went to the doctor, and he says, "I got good news; I got bad news. The good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"
My wife likes to talk after sex. The other night she called me from her hotel room.
Born November 22, 1921, in New York; died October 5, 2004. Dangerfield is best known for the line, "I can't get no respect!"Click EasyEdit to add your favorite Dangerfield jokes. New jokes go on top.
I tell you, I got no respect, even as a kid: we'd play hide-and-seek, and nobody would look for me.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
It's great to have a gray hair. Ask anyone who's bald.
I get no respect at all. My dog keeps barking at the front door. He doesn't want to go out. He wants me to leave.
I went to a fight the other night and a hockey game broke out.
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says, "You're crazy. " I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, “Okay, you're ugly too!"
I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said, "Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?" She said, "No. I hate myself now."
I saw a naked jogger running out of my house. I asked, "Why are you running?" He said, "You came home!"
I went to the doctor, and he says, "I got good news; I got bad news. The good news is, they're going to name a disease after you!"
My wife likes to talk after sex. The other night she called me from her hotel room.
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