Change: be too long.They say that the recipie for sprite is lemon and lime, but I tried to make it at home, and there's more to it than that. "You want some more home made sprite?" "Not until you figure out what the f**k else is in it!"   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 341)

Change: I got my hair highlighted because I felt that some strands were more important than others.I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.I like an escalator because   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 263)

Change: I think pickles are cucumbers that sold Jokes:out.I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 228)

Change: Jokes:Jokes:I like an escalator because an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator temporarily out-of-order" sign. Just "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience." We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there.I think   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 201)

Change:  Mitch Hedberg (February 24, 1968 - March 29, 2005) was a stand-up comedian who based most of his jokes on absurd observations about the world   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 200)