Change: plane. There seems to be less wind in here!On ReligionOwners of this CountryThe Ten CommandmentsLanguage, Prefixes, AirplanesCox and CuntsSafety LectureModern ManOn CampusBack in TownClick EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 135)

Change:  to relieve somebody. ""Get on the plane, get on the plane. I say, FUCKF**K YOU! I'm getting IN the plane! Evel Knievel can get ON the plane. There seems to be less wind in here!"Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 111)

Change:  make an error. In football the specialist comes in to kick; in baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody. Click EasyEdit to add your favorite George Carlin observations.   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 77)

Change: Born May 12, 1937, in New York, Carlin got his start on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs;   View changes from previous version. (Word count: 68)

Change: Created by TheRiddler Apr 26 2006, 2:27 PM EDT for: no reason given