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Best George Carlin Jokes

Best George Carlin Jokes - Joke CentralBorn May 12, 1937, in New York, Carlin got his start on Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In.


In football you wear a helmet; in baseball you wear a cap. Football is concerned with downs; baseball is concerned with ups. In football you receive a penalty; in baseball you make an error. In football the specialist comes in to kick; in baseball the specialist comes in to relieve somebody.

Get on the plane, get on the plane. I say, F**K YOU! I'm getting IN the plane! Evel Knievel can get ON the plane. There seems to be less wind in here!
On ReligionOwners of this Country


The Ten CommandmentsLanguage, Prefixes, Airplanes


Cox and CuntsSafety Lecture


Modern ManOn Campus


Back in Town




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George carlin is a very nice man and i enjoy him talking about religion.
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