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COLLECTIONS FROM SHARATH KUMAR S N .....
Born February 7, 1965, in Andrews, South Carolina, Rock got his start on Saturday Night Live.
I was born a suspect. I can walk down any street in America and women will clutch their purses tighter, hold onto their mace, lock their car doors. If I look up into the windows of the apartments I pass, I can see old ladies on the phone. They've already dialed 9-1- and are just waiting for me to do something wrong.
Ever see a list of the richest black people in the country? Oprah's on there. Cosby. Michael Jordon. Magic Johnson. Tiger Woods. Movie Stars. But you can't get past number eight without running across a brother who just hit the Lotto jackpot last week.
My mother is the kind of woman you don't want to be in line behind at the supermarket. She has coupons for coupons.
My Mother was real cheap. Okay, practical. She would never pay a bill on time. "If they ain't cutting it off, I ain't paying." She would say, "the first bill is a suggestion. If they really want you to pay it, then they'll come and tap on your window." Her whole philosphy of life was: if you die owing money, then you've won.
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